March 2012
You know who should meet Eminem?
eminemequalslife:
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
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2Pac: I'm not saying I will change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the mind that will change the world.
Eminem: You can do anything you set your mind to man.
Nas: Nothing comes easy, it takes much practice. Work at it and you'll be what you wanna be.
Kanye: Whatever doesn't kill me make's me stronger.
N.W.A.: It ain't all about wealth, just make a note to express yourself.
Andre 3000: Everyone with a demo-tape has a voice and something to say.
Lil Wayne: *Some bullshit metaphor that doesn't make sense and is autotuned*
Society: OMGzz Lil Wayne Izz Da ilLest RapPer EVER Tho!!11!!!11!!!
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February 2012
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Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
Sometimes I feel like Eminem is the only one who...